Rock in America, Oklahoma City, OK, July 23, 2010

Sing it with me…OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHKlahoma… Oh my babies…it’s time for the latest installment of literary drivel—the longwinded, keyboard incontinence also known as The Armadillo Road Report: The Official UNOfficial Twisted Sister Concert Review of Oklahoma City, ROCKNAMERICA, July 23, 2010, chock full of all of the concert details you want to know (…and plenty you don’t!). […]

Red Robinson Casino, Vancouver Canada 4/10/10

Welcome, welcome and bienvenue! Oui, oui monsieurs et madamoiselles, it is time for the very first international edition of the 2010 World Tour, Armadillo Road Report: the official UN-official Twisted Sister concert review, with all of the show details you’re itching to hear about….and plenty ya don’t. This first leg of the TS world tour […]

Hilton Las Vegas, Part 3 12/17/09

IT WAS VERY NICE. Hey. I’m on a budget here. 😉 Don’t worry….there will be more when I return to the land of free internet. The Real Road Report Part III: Despite true blizzard conditions, cable knocked out, two hungry Maine Coons and my Emergency Operations Center being activated, nothing, no, nothing could stop me […]

Hilton Las Vegas, Part 2: 12/16/09

Oh my SMF friends…. Here I am, two buffet visits later, ready to bring another installment of the over-indulgent, occasionally delusional and self grandiose but never dull Official Armadillo Road Report, the Official UNOfficial Twisted Sister concert review with more and more details that you want to know (and plenty you don’t) Now I’ve had […]

Hilton, Las Vegas, 12/15/09 – Vegas Part 1

Oh my babies…this will probably be the fastest and shortest report ever…not because there isn’t enough to report… but the meter is running! I’m typing this at .79 a minute from the hotel business center. Yikes. But not even insane internet rates can prevent me from bringing this special three-part edition of the Armadillo Report […]

Nokia Theatre, NYC, 12/6/2009

It’s a long way to the top….and it was a longer bus ride to the bottom, courtesy of an overturned tractor trailer that shut down the Lincoln Tunnel…. but neither rain, nor snow, nor dark of night could prevent me from bringing you the overindulgent, excessively worded and occasionally intellectually masturbatory effort that is what […]

Keswick Theatre, Glenside, PA (Philly) 12/2/09

Wednesday, December 2, 2009, 11:08 PM Posted by Administrator December 2, 2009 Keswick Theatre, Philadelphia PA Ah my babies…. Grab that mug of egg nog and join me for the first of five domestic holiday reviews! Yes, it is time for the Official Unofficial Twisted Sister Concert Review: The Armadillo Road Report for the first […]

Plymouth, MA Veteran’s Hall, 11/6/09

Ah my babies…. It is my distinct pleasure to bring to you now, the latest edition of the Armadillo Road Report, Plymouth Massachusetts, containing all of the concert review details that you want to know…and plenty you don’t! Coming to you fresh from the airport, I’ll give you a teaser here: Plymouth is a town […]

Hard Rock Hotel, Orlando, FL Velvet Sessions 10/29/09

You know, I typed the entire road report and lost it when I hit “Submit”… so maybe this second time around it will be a little tamer because draft one was a real humdinger! You knew this was coming…and yet you clicked on the thread anyway… It’s time for the Official Armadillo Road Report: The […]