Greetings once more from Helsinki… I’m pleased to announce that the roadcrew and most of the band have safely arrived in Finland. They chowed down on some lunch and I imagine are catching a few precious winks at the moment. I barely finished typing that sentence before our very own Mr. French sauntered into the […]
Ah my babies, I’ve landed in Helsinki, and the striking beauty and tranquility of this city has made my travel woes a distant memory. From the moment one arrives in the Helsinki Airport, he or she realizes that this is a unique city like no other. The airport is open, airy, full of natural sunlight–and […]
Greetings my babies and welcome to my first live entry to the official blog from JFK Airport. The day began with my 7:00 AM drive to Baltimore-Washington International Airport–a trek I’ve made so many times now I no longer feel the tremendous anxiety when I hit the road. The morning did have a slight hiccup–the […]
OPA! Here now….to fulfill your appetite for useless details, trivial knowledge, descriptive nonsense and excessive use of elipses…..it can only be one thing: Settle in with your Nescafe and baklava, it’s time for the Armadillo Road Report: the official UNOfficial Twisted Sister concert review, Thessonaliki, Greece, July 13, 2011. Some big news to begin with. […]
Oh my babies…. It is that special time once again for the incoherent babble you know in your deepest desires you secretly long to read…it can only be: the often replicated, always dedicated and occasionally constipated…yes…it’s The Armadillo Road Report: The Official UNOfficial Twisted Sister concert review, Athens Greece. Allow me to first indulge myself: […]
And now for Pinkburst Project Part II….The Auction itself, Boston MA, May 1, 2011. I learned of the Pinkburst Project (and brought it to you first!) in a hotel bar in Buenos Aires–oh gawd, that sounds so internationally sophisticated–for those who don’t know me at all, just know that flying to South America alone for […]
Good evening my babies! You knew it was coming… like a gastrointestinal serenade after a trip to Taco Bell…. It is time, once again, for the rarely anticipated, often overrated, highly orchestrated and occasionally duplicated—here now, for your reading enjoyment, I bring you: The Armadillo Road Report: The Official UN-Official concert review of the only […]
Hola, Bom Gia and Buenos Dias I am finally back on U.S. soil, and it’s time… once again…. my S.M.F. brothers and sisters, for the literary masturbation chock full of useless information for my enjoyment and yours….that exercise in excessiveness you have come to know as “The Armadillo Road Report.” There were so many amazing […]
Buenos Noches my sick babies— I can barely keep my eyes open but a promise is a promise—the Buenos Aires installment of the Armadillo Road Report. This is going to be a toughie—I truly don’t know what to write. Buenos Aires was so surreal, so bizarre, so incredible—for the first time in Road Report history, […]
Well “yee-haw” and “hell yeah!”–it’s time to put on the big hats and ridiculously enormous belt buckles and bring you the second installment of the Armadillo Road Report, midwest edition–this time from Wichita, Kansas. First things first–I must apologize for the copious typographical errors in the OKC report–I had to type that thing so frickin’ […]
