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SMF 1st Class
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| 1) Dee spots a guy who brougt his two young kids to the show, down by the front of the stage. ``He thought because we made a Christmas album that we've mellowed out. OOPS! Your bad! You f***ed up, trusting us!''
2) Dee, while leading the audience in a sing-along of ``Oh Come All Ye Fathful,'' remarks, ``I feel like Stryper!''
3) Jay Jay, musing on how when Irving Berlin wrote ``White Christmas'' in 1940, ``he never imagined it would be performed by the Transvestite Siberian Orchestra.'' |
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Geek-in-Chief
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Location: Noo Yawk | I mentioned the heckler...
Dee said the guy was probably one of those people who goes to the movie and talks to the screen - 'Don't go in there!! DON'T GO IN THERE!!!'
Dee got on him mercilessly, saying 'Get him out of here. Get that talking bitch out of here!
This screen talks back, motherfucker!'
I nearly dropped my drink, I was laughing so hard.
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| What about the alternate lines in I was mommie kissing Santa Claus- Heh heh a little John Valby action there that was funny as hell.
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Road Reporter
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Location: Baltimore, MD | oh you're so right. there were so many good lines. ...we had most of those in Balto as well...
my personal fave was: finally a band that pleases both Jesus AND Satan!"
Dee first did the "lay down on the floor and feel the earth move" in Tucson, AZ---it was just too damn funny!
I also thought Dee's bit on "Rock'em Sock'em Robots" was just frickin' priceless.
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SMF 1st Class
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| The whole damn show just rocked, never had a better time. |
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Full-On SMF
Posts: 88
Location: Under the Blade | How 'Bout Jay Jay 'reporting' that Bent Brother broke up....... & they're ALL on heroine ?!I hope they can clean up their act & get back out on the road in 2007! lol |
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| Dee (SMF)---Its--- Snowing Mother Fucker!
Edited by twistedxmas 2006-12-28 10:49 PM
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Location: Graveyard BLVD. | Dee is always full of surpises! These are great funnies! Thanks for sharing them! |
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