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June 13th, 1997
HI DEE!!!!!
I'm French and I've got a problem (no logical link here). So, let me tell you my problem (may I call you doctor Dee???): Every morning when I get outta bed a bruiser in uniform opens the door, rush into my room and yells: "COOOOOOOME ON AAAAAASSHOOOOLE!!!! GOOOO AND TAKE YOUR SHOOOOWER Nx14587.4593!!!!!! YOU,MOOOOTHER F***EEEEEEEER". I gotta tell you:I don't f**k Mummy, I promise)
Then if I wanna go out for a walk, ten thousand people point their guns at me. And last but not least there are no girls allowed here and the food sucks.
So, my question is: "WHERE THE F*** AM I? WHAT THE F*** AM I DOING HERE?"
Please, answer me 'cause I'm on the edge of a nervous breakdown...
Bye,
Waiting (desperatly for reply)
Tom"SNAKE HIPS"Savary
From Paris
Tom,
Are the walls of your room made on cinder block and steel bars? If they are, I've got some bad news.... it sounds like you're in school! Probably some institute of higher learning. Are you perhaps going for your doctored?
I'm sure you're looking forward to your graduation. One word of advice.... DON'T BEND OVER IN THE SHOWER TO PICK UP THE SOAP!
Dee "no-I-don't-want-to-be-your-bitch" Snider
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