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SMF Cyndi
Posted 2006-07-30 11:00 PM (#4502)
Subject: Funny jokes to start your Monday...
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Location: Graveyard BLVD.

A CARDIOLOGIST FUNERAL

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate
funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood
behind the casket during the service.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the
casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing
the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into
laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry.
I was just thinking of my own
funeral . . . I'm a gynecologist."

That's when the proctologist fainted.


Lost wives

Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home Depot when they collide.

The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife,too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?

The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts. What does your wife look like?"

The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours!




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