Road Reporter
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Location: Baltimore, MD | Fast Joey - 2014-09-22 6:54 PM
I think Armadillo could do it.
Yes, but unfortunately, there's a thing.
There is a height requirement for the job. And I'm a foot too short.
There is also a hair requirement. And I'm as bald as a cue ball.
There's also that singing thing. And my vocal cords are too damaged.
There's the "must-have-a-body-like-a-greek-god" and ruggedly handsome rock star looks....and I'm....well. Need I say it?
So there you have it.
Roadie gnome does not equal rock star. Sorry folks. Auditions to be announced I suppose.
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