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Location: Dream Street | fountainfan - 2013-02-26 6:03 PM
You have to remember these are Dee's friends! You can't destroy them!
They could of been much much worse to him than they were. I think they held back on him..
Dee's roasting was perfect.. No Major insults etc..
Lita Ford got hammered by everyone!
SMFF.
Dee was perfect??? IDK about that, dude. And I'm pretty sure he didn't think so either. He had some punch lines that people didn't even realize were punch lines.
On a scale of 1-10. Overall the Roast was probably around a 6/6.5.
Go check out these: Pam Anderson's....it was phenomenal. Charlie Sheen's was stellar. Roseanne Barr's was hysterical. Hugh Hefner's was tremendous. Even Trumps was pretty good...except for Mike Sorrentino's speech(he was dreadful), and of course when Trump spoke.
But in this one, Mark Metcalf's opening was painful to watch. Lita was so lame her part is now edited out when they re-air the show. Shane's speech was much better than his father's.(He's an actual stand-up comic so it should be). Other bright spots: Jim Norton was terrific and Craig Gass was really good too. Z-Wylde and Jim Florrentine did a great job. Scott Ian kept the laughs going. Penn was pretty good. I really like what Weird Al put together. Sabastian Bach's thing was lame and so was that Dee-pends thing. Alice Cooper's submission sucked. And Trump doesn't know how to Roast people.
So it wasn't too bad but a few too many lulls that kept it from being kick ass
Oh yeah...and what was up with rotation of "I Wanna Rock", "Burn in Hell" and "You Can't Stop Rock'n Roll"? WTF was the DJ doing? Was he told to play just 3 songs to introduce everyone? I didn't get that at all.
2 surprises: The Gene Simmons inclusion and that nobody made a Quiet Riot/"Cum on Feel The Noize" reference. |
