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Location: Baltimore, MD | Evel - 2012-06-19 2:36 AM
Chris!!
Great job mate...Terry had better watch his step!!
Still chuckling at the comment "channeling my inner Armadillo..." How do you do that exactly?? Laffing so hard I can't type.....
Brilliant!!
Evel Phx Az
Ten Steps to Channeling your inner Armadillo:
1. Open up a new credit card account.
2. Pull out all of the black and pink you can find in your closet. (Note: the skivvies are black!)
3. Drive to bus depot, train station and airport.
4. Hydrate and eat anything that doesn't outrun you first.
5. Make pages of pointless observations about things that are primarily amusing to only you.
6. Make new friends.
7. Squat down about 2 1/2 feet so that you are armpit level with everyone else
8. Rock out to Twisted Sister as hard as you can
9. Repeat step 4.
10. Transcribe useless information, venue description, setlist and Dee-isms.
Rinse and Repeat as Needed. |
