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marty
Posted 2010-01-12 9:47 AM (#23324 - in reply to #22105)
Subject: RE: I'm freakin' freezing! LOL...
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December 20th:- It's started to SNOW! The first of the season & the first we've seen for years. The wife & I took our hot toddies & sat on the porch watching the fluffy soft flakes drift gently down clinging to the trees and covering the ground. Its so beautiful & peaceful. How lucky we are living in Scotland.

January 2nd:- We awoke to a lovely blanket of crystal white glistening snow covering the fabulous landscape. Just like everyone thinks Scotland is like in the winter. What a fantastic sight, every tree and bush covered with a beautiful white mantle.
I shovelled snow for the first time ever and loved it! I did both our driveway and our pavement.
Later a snowplough came along and accidentally covered up our driveway with compacted snow from the street. The driver smiled & waved.
I waved back and shovelled it away again.

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January 3rd:- It snowed an additional 5 inches last night and the temperature dropped to around -8c. Several branches on our trees & bushes snapped off due to the weight of snow. I shovelled our driveway again. Shortly afterwards the snowplough came by & did his trick again, much of the snow is brownish-grey with yellow patches!

January 4th:- Warmed up enough during the day to create some slush, which soon became ice when the temperature dropped again.
Bought snow tyres for both our cars.
Fell on my arse in the drive, nothing broken, but £100 for a Physio.
More snow & ice expected.

January 5th:- Still cold. Sold the wife's car and bought her a Landrover to get her to her work.. She slid into a wall and did considerable damage to the right wing.
Had another 8 inches of the white shit last night. Both vehicles are covered in salt, iced up slush, locks are frozen solid and wiper blades are stuck to the screens. More shovelling in store for now. The bastard snowplough came by twice today.

January 6th:- More f----ing snow! Not a bush or tree on our property that has not been damaged. Power was off for most of the night.
Tried to keep from freezing to death with candles and a paraffin heater which tipped over and nearly burnt the house down..
I managed to put the flames out but lost all my eyelashes and eyebrows and suffered second degree burns to my hands. (Car hit a f----ing pothole on the way to the hospital and was written off.)

January 7th:- F----ing bastard white sh-- keeps on coming down. Have to put on all the clothes we own just to get to the post box.
If I ever catch that arsehole that drives the f----ing snowplough I'll chew open his chest and rip out his heart with my teeth.
I think he hides round the corner and waits for me to finish shovelling and then comes down the road at 100mph and buries the f----ing driveway again.

January 8th:- Minus 16c. More f----ing inches of f----ing snow and f----ing sleet and f----ing ice and god knows what other kind of white sh-- fell last night...
I managed to wound that bastard of a snowplough driver with an ice-axe but he got away. F----ing car won't start.
I think Im going snow-blind. I cant move my f----ing toes, I think its frostbite. Haven't seen the sun in weeks.
More f----ing snow forecast. Temperature -20 degrees C.

F--- this.... I’m moving to Africa !

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