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marty
Posted 2009-12-11 11:06 AM (#22756 - in reply to #22755)
Subject: RE: Bored...
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OK Limes, no jokes handy but here are some questions for you to ponder.............




• If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?

• Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic'?

• If you mated a bulldog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?

• Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

• Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?

• Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?

• Is French kissing in France just called kissing?

• Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'?

• Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

• Why does goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!


• If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why couldn't he just buy dinner?

• Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?

• If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

• Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed?

• If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

• If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong?

• Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?

• Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

• Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?



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