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Location: Auchenblae, Scotland | Speaking of cold...........
Did you hear about the thoughtful Scotsman who was heading out to the pub? He turned to his wee wife before leaving and said, 'Margaret - put your hat and coat on, lassie.'
She replied, ' Awe Jock that's nice - are you taking me to the pub with you?'
'Nah, Jock replied, I'm switching the central heating off while I'm oot.' 
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