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"I think I feel a huge protest coming on."
Steven Hyde
Hyde: I can’t believe this. Who cares if Ford is coming?
Eric: It’s better than when the Oscar Meyers weenie mobile drove through.
Donna: They didn’t even stop! They just slowed down and threw a bunch of hotdog whistles at us.
Hyde: Two girls in a phallic RV, driving around handing out things you blow... What a great country.
Streaking
Hyde: Hey, if there wasn’t some huge downside to doing something this stupid, it wouldn’t be worth doing, ya know?
Donna: Good point.
Streaking
Hyde: Dating is prostitution, man, only you don't always get what you pay for.
Eric's Burger Job
Hyde: Disco is from hell, okay? And not the cool part of hell with all the murderers, but the lame ass part where the really bad accountants live.
The Disco Episode
Hyde puts the Forman family in a Hallmark card:
Hyde: But the reality is this:
Grandma: To my daughter in law. You took my son.
Kitty: You wrecked my life.
Grandma: You stole my youth.
Red: You hate my wife.
Kitty: I do my best.
Grandma: Well that's a joke.
Red: I'm going out.
Kitty: I need a smoke.
Sunday Bloody Sunday
Kelso: You know what, it's starting to get late. Maybe we should just start walking.
Hyde: No no no, I am not walking. If God wanted us to walk, he wouldn't have given us Forman.
Eric's Buddy
Edna: Yeah, you're damn right I'm maternal. I raised you alone.
Hyde: Alone? Hardly. There was "Uncle" Chet and "Uncle" Larry, oh, and "Uncle" Hot Tub Johnny.
Edna: I suppose I should have just become a nun when your father walked out on me?
Hyde: Hell, he must've been crazy to leave all this!
Edna: Always a smartass, Steven, just like your father!
Hyde: You know, one thing he did do right - he left! (He walks out)
Career Day
Chrissy: Hey you. Is there a motel in this puke hole?
Hyde: There's a Sleepytime Lodge three puke holes over.
The Punk
Hyde: Forman, let's go get wasted.
Eric: See? Hyde's a real friend. He's gonna help me get through my grandma's death.
Hyde: Your grandma's dead? Oh. Well. Let's go get wasted.
Grandma's Dead
Hyde: Hey, Forman, you have any naked pictures of your grandma?
Eric: No!
Hyde, laughing and handing him the box of photos: You do now!!
Grandma's Dead
Eric, at his grandmother's grave: I'm really sorry that our last conversation didn't go so smooth. But, um, look. That is not how I feel about you at all.
Voice from grave: Then why did you kill me, Eric? I'll never forgive you!
(Eric sees Hyde behind the stone.)
Eric: What the hell are you doing out here?
Hyde: Freezing my 'nads off for a joke, man!!
Grandma's Dead
Eric: How come Hyde gets to have a job?
Hyde: Because, Forman. You have potential. Whereas I’ll be a success if I stay out of jail.
Red's New Job
Hyde: I’ll be in the basement.
Kitty: No, you sit!
Hyde: Oh, sure, when things get ugly, suddenly I’m family!
Laurie: Not to me, freak.
Hyde: You are so going to end up in porno!
Red's New Job
Edited by SMF Cyndi 2006-05-05 8:06 AM
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