Hey Mace! nice to see you again! altho I didn't celebrate, I got a one and only present from my friend...she gave me a black and white kitten, and she has already learnt how to get her attention...
1) Run up and down like a nutter.
2) climb up the curtains until you bump your head on the ceiling.
3) Jump on the computer keyboard to delete any messages written.
4) Use a Rottweiller as a scratch post.
5) If owner is eating, dive into food dish OR try to eat the contents without owner knowing.
6) If all fails- shove bum in owners face.
7) If bum facing fails-finally, scratch litter in tray to go to toilet, and park bum OUTSIDE of litter tray- that one ALWAYS gets an owner's attention!.