Please feel free to join in the following act of worship if you would like.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, OH GRAND HIGH EXALTED MASTER OF ALL THINGS BASS GUITAR!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KING OF AMAZING BASS RIFFS...WHILE POUNDING YOUR INSTRUMENT MERCILESSLY ABOUT THE BODY AND NECK!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU WITHOUT WHOM THERE WOULD BE NO STILL HUNGRY, LIVE AT WACKEN, AND CHRISTMAS CD TO NAME BUT A FEW.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, OH TIRELESS ONE! HE WHO GIVES EVERY LAST DROP OF ENERGY TO THE MINIONS WHO CRAVE YOUR PRESENCE AND STAND IN AMAZEMENT OF YOUR TREMENDOUS TALENT AND ABILITIES FAR BEYOND THOSE OF MORTAL MEN!!!
WE WORSHIP AT THE FEET OF YOU, MASTER!!! WE AVERT OUR EYES IN YOUR GRAND AND GLORIFYING PRESENCE. WE ARE NOT WORTHY!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARK ‘THE ANIMAL’ MENDOZA!!!
Ok, I know that’s a lot to say and do…but hell, it’s MAM’s birthday!!
In all seriousness, thank you MAM for your tireless dedication to TS and for your sincere appreciation of SMFs around the world. It's obvious that you love what you do. Those of us who have seen you live in concert will never forget the experience. Watching you play is, in a word, breathtaking!
I appreciate everything you do, and appreciate in advance all that is left to come (I hope!!). Wishing you the happiest of all birthdays…and many, many more.
I salute you!