Armadillo, You are soo funny!
I must admit- I love anything like that- I'll just have one giant gerkin dripping in vinegar on a vinegar soaked wet bap!, and don't forget that slimey yellow stuff the squelch in the middle of it.- and some cardboard chips please!! YUM!
I don't like the fast food in general... maybe a good burguer done at home sometimes...but no often either. What I really like it is a big salad full of many differents ingredients...without gherkin please...LOL! I enjoy a lot with this kind of food. Nowadays you also can find big salads in the McDonalds, etc...-at least in Spain..- There aren't the best salads but...much better than a McDonald's burguer for sure!
I am trying that you eat more salads and less burguers... in case still you have not realized of it...lol!